- Does your current smartphone work? YES NO2. Is the screen smaller than 5 inches? YES NO3. Do you mind being trapped in the Apple ecosystem? YES NO4. Are you excited about the new iOS 8? YES NO5. Have you ever had to delete photos to take new ones? YES NO6. Do you have a micro SD slot? YES NO7. Do you have a front-facing camera? YES NO8. With more than 2 megapixels? YES NO9. Would you use a 40-megapixel rear camera? YES NO10. Do you have image stabilization? YES NO11. Laser-assisted focus? YES NO12. Would you like a phone with 5 cameras? YES NO13. And the ability to buy anything you point the camera at? YES NO14. Do you want an AMOLED screen? YES NO15. 2K? YES NO16. 4K? YES NO17. Do you have less than 3 GB of RAM? YES NO18. Is that DDR2 RAM? YES NO19. Can you work your phone by tapping it? YES NO20. Speaking to it? YES NO21. Shaking it? YES NO22. Rocking it? YES NO23. Do you have a unibody case? YES NO24. Do you have a quad-core processor? YES NO25. Is it Snapdragon? YES NO26. Would you benefit from TouchWiz software? YES NO27. Sense 6? YES NO28. Motion Launch? YES NO29. An ultra-power-saving mode that saves battery by running in black and white? YES NO30. Is the battery at least 3,000 mAh? YES NO31. Is the pixel density higher than 500 per inch? YES NO32. Would your phone score an AnTuTu benchmark over 34,000? YES NO33. Do you have a BlackBerry? YES NO34. Are you highly covetous? YES NOKEY: Answer all the questions. Add up the number of yeses, then dismiss that number and look at your answers to the last two questions. If you answered yes to either, you need a new smartphone.
